When you do something cool
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
When Your IPod Is On Shuffle And Million Of Your...
imadehimsaywoah: lmaoo , the gif.
Justin & Selena:
Me: Too funny to not reblog.
Message me a color and I'll tell you a fact about...
Orange: I’ll tell you 5 of my favorite things. Green: I’ll tell you a fact about my appearance. Blue: I’ll tell you a fact about my personality. Purple: I’ll tell you 3 things i’m good at. Pink: I’ll tell you about my love life. Black: I’ll tell you something about my family.
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I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
mavistai: BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.